US Tariffs: South African Exports to the USA already down by 64%

While two Kings meet in Alaska this week to discuss peace in Ukraine, “sex workers” (the Bible is a bit outdated; it still calls them whores) in South Africa will gather at your expense to eat KFC, rub up to politicians and make impotent recommendations about your future (Google it if you don't believe me). Their insights are certain to dampen the blow of US Tariffs, which have slashed average monthly South African exports to America from $2,333 Million USD in March 2025 to $832 Million USD in June 2025. That’s right, the ANC’s decision to tout a National Talk-shop, instead of actually talking to the Powers that be in Washington to strike a trade deal with the USA, has already slashed 64% off South Africa’s exports to America.

At this juncture, and despite that dull thud you just heard that sounded almost like a ship hitting an iceberg or something, the crew advises all passengers below deck to stay calm and – whatever happens – to refrain from even the slightest tinge of panic. John Steenhuisen assures you that everything’s still fine on the upper deck of the Titanic, and that “We are weathering the storm.” According to ol’ John, South Africa is in tip-top shape and the loss of just a tad over One Thousand Million Dollars per month can’t really hurt true GNU believers. Most other South Africans, however, do probably realize that in roughly 6 months from now we will either have a brand new Country, risen from the ashes like an African Phoenix, or we will be Somalia #2. This insight could possibly spur the inhabitants of Afrique du Sud into action, but you should remember that we live in the most extreme Orwellian regime on earth. Newspeak in South Africa has reached atomic intensity. This measure is an absolute necessity, of course, as even the most cursory glance at the Truth might cause a revolt in our land. Allow me to use one example: In South Africa, a favorite way of murdering innocent victims, especially old people on farms, is to hit them with pangas or long knives... wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right, does it? You don’t hit someone with a long knife, you slash or stab them, do you not? No! Not in South Africa; the Media over here will always report that someone was attacked/hit/assaulted/injured with a panga or slashing knife, and this never changes, even if the victim is decapitated in the process. The reason? Well, seeing as no one is allowed to see the photos of the victims, all that’s left to hide is the true savage monstrosity of the farm murder, and those left alive will say nothing, except a prayer every night that they don’t get hit with a panga.

South Africa used to be a Christian country. But we never acknowledged the God that Christians are supposed to worship. His Name is JESUS. Where in South African history is the document that praises Him by Name? Where are the cornerstones of parliament buildings with the Name JESUS carved out in Golden Letters? Why is our account of the battle of Blood River so focused on the clever tactics and the bravery of the Boere who fought there, and not on the God who led them into battle? Where is the Name of JESUS recorded in the Oath that was made before the miraculous battle ensued? I can tell you where. Nowhere. Several of the Zulu warriors who fought the Boere at Blood River on that day, recounted afterwards that they saw a Divine Warrior on a White Horse, with a very long knife (a sword), who charged at the Zulus and scattered them as they prepared their attack. Why is this reference to the apparent presence of JESUS at the historic battle of Blood River so seldom mentioned?

Jesus will wait no more for our diluted worship in South Africa. We shall say His Name and we shall truly worship Jesus, or we shall perish. South Africa has hit the iceberg, and despite the reassuring fantasies some may have about our predicament, I want to assure you, in the famous words of Thomas Andrews on the Titanic: “She’s made of iron, sir! I assure you, she can and she will sink.”